time for a skirt...

gosh, what is that faggot person whose sexual orientation differs from mine writing? skirts?
yes, indeed, skirts. though not just any skirt, a manly skirt. a kilt. manly and masculine
but why in the world would someone wear a kilt?
that is a good question, kind sir. but the answer is just as well, if not even better.

my brother is getting married this weekend. and for whatever reason, he decided it would be great if all the guys would wear manly skirts. so, as i'm being a member of the family, of course i have to obey to the dress code. besides, the longer i think about it, the mire i like the idea of wearing a skirt kilt. don't ask me why.

however, this is a very expensive joy (just like visiting YOUR mother at her workplace). driving 200km (one way) to the next shop that offers custom-tailored kilts (because none of the standard sizes fits me), which are quite expensive, too (€ 450, just for the kilt, thats $ 632.47 for the americunts and £392.52 for the britfags).

i've never been a fashion whore (guess that explains why i always wear such hideous casual clothes..), but i feel that this is money well-spent.

greetings from the waterpistol