Neurosis song premiere

Siren! All hands on dick! I'm fucking serious! Siren!

holy shit, it went straight past me that a song from the upcoming neurosis album made it's premiere here (to actually hear the song, you have to klick the flashy red button with the speaker. in the middle of the text. knowing what faggots special snowflakes you are, i'll directly link the player here)
you should also read the article. it's really worth your time. and steve von till is one sexy motherfucker.

so what do you think? i have to say, the beginning is a bit slow, but when the heaviness kicks in it literally blows your pants off. this made me even more stoked for the new album (only 25 days until release in europe. fuck yes!)

so long
screw you

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

ALL CAPS RAGE!

Neurosis - Honor Found In Decay

never before has a 3-minute trailer managed to get me so incredibly excited for a new release. i actually think about embarking on a 4-5 hour-long drive (one way) to germany, just to get this album three days early.
fucking NEUROSIS! if i wasn't so much in love with my full and gorgeous hair, i'd have adopted steve von till as my style-role model long ago.
but alas, my hair is too beautiful, and it would be too much a loss for the world if i ever cut it.
nevertheless. NEUROSIS!

buy this record, you stupid fucktards!

rosetta are capitalist pigs!

yes they are! they played in vienna last night, at Arena, and i made a deal with armine: if i buy two shirts instead of one, they'll play tma-3 for me. and they did! only in for the money!

well, he also told me they have it on regular rotation this tour and all, but i'm shure they only played it because of my request. yes i am (if any of you rosetta guys read this: confirm it so i can feel special and loved, like a special snowflake)

anyways, jokes aside, it was an awesome gig, just like i expected. the tracklist was gorgeous (Red in tooth and claw, je n'en connais pas la fin, clavius (!), tma-3, revolve (! - even though matt said he didn't want to play it, but i'm glad they did. you know, first song i ever heard of them, special experience and all that sentimental stuff), renew, a determinsim of morality and i forgot which one was the encore, but it was awesome, too.

i really enjoyed it, and armine surely enjoyed it too, at least judging from the looks on his face. matt and dave kinda looked grumpy, though, but they did that last year, too, so i figure that's normal. also, a really big plus, the crowd wasn't so obnoxious like last year, there was only one guy literally hanging on armine's feet the whole time instead of the two or three that were there last year.

so, all in all a really good concert that i enjoyed a great deal, and i'm really looking forward to seeing them the next time (though i figure they won't tour europe at least for a year or two, having been here two consecutive years now - but you never know)

so, i wish them the best of luck and godspeed on the coming shows in europe and later on in australia, and tons of fun.
and that they don't get screwed over by the airline like last year

oh, and before i forget, i brought some treasure home from the gig:
all together
shirt 1 detail
shirt 2 detail
PROJECT MERCURY - split w/ balboa
3-way-split w/ east of the wall and year of no light

so far
greetings from the waterpistol

mid-year update

so, june again
time to look at some useless entertaining statistics
albums listened to in the past 12 months, according to last.fm:

15  Enduser – calling the vultures 176
14  Isis – Oceanic 182
13  Nine Inch Nails – The Fragile - Left 189
12  Enduser – 1/3 190
11  Mouth of the Architect – Quietly 194

quite heavy on the electronic side, with two enduser releases. well, the guy is a fucking genius. nothing, though, compared to the next guy

10  Venetian Snares – Rossz Csillag Alatt Szueletett 197
this album is insanely brilliant, the best release i've heard so far concnerning electronic music. that said, i haven't even scratched on the surface of the snare's works, having just two albums (this one and 'filth') in full, and i don't even want to start thinking about the dozens of aliases he has released music with. enough stuff to fill an entire year worth of listening time, i suppose. probably even more.

09  Tides From Nebula – Earthshine 217
a really neat album and an above average follow-up to their debut 'aura'. however, the post-rock thing starts to wear thin, as no particular tracks are standing out tha i could think of now...

08  Marilyn Manson – Holy Wood (In The Shadow Of The Valley Of Death) 220
the only manson album i have (besides eat me, drink me which was a birthday present, but i haven't listened to it once in the 3 or 4 years i have it now. don't know why), however it's a good one. the tracks really get into your ear, and the lyrics are just...well...manson, ya know

07  Nine Inch Nails – Ghosts I-IV 224
the ever present trent reznor. no top-10 list in any regard to my music without him appearing at least once. which is a good thing. because he makes good music. awesome music. ghosts in particular kinda stand out compared to the rest of his NIN-work. in a very positive way. very refreshing to listen to it, every time. just the straight numbers as naming for the tracks sometimes annoy me a wee bit

06  Neurosis – A Sun That Never Sets 240
ah yes, neurosis. the giants of >whatever< hard and slow genre you can think of. with their prime album, in my opinion. so many memorable tracks. an album that is definetly going to accompany me for the rest of my life

05  Isis – In the Absence of Truth 263
and yet another giant, with a rather controversial album this time. i know that many fans (and the band themselves) don't hold the album in such high regard than the others, because of whatever reason. i don't care. i like it a lot, and although i do indeed like the other isis-albums a bit more, this isn't because in the absence of truth is bad, the others are just a little bit better

04  *shels – Plains of the Purple Buffalo 273
*shels is somewhat of a mystery to me. i don't really know the band that well, for some reason i didn't bother to get involved with band history or the members. nevertheless, i really enjoy the plains a great deal, especially on long car rides

03  God Is An Astronaut – God Is An Astronaut 281
not much to say about that. it kinda feels the same like tides from nebula's earthshine...it's like everything i hear on this record, i've heard it before, in some other way on some other GIAA-album

02  Tides From Nebula – Aura  467
that is one difficult album. there are times where i'm instantly annoyed as soon as i start playing it, but more often i just can't stop listening it and then i have it on repeat for 4 or 5 times straight. especially purr is a song where i get stuck a lot, having it in a loop for hours straight, even though the high pitches sometimes really hurt my ears. it doesn't matter, this song is worth every ear pain

01 God Is An Astronaut – All Is Violent, All Is Bright 565
 probably the album i like the very best out of this list, and one of my overall favourites too. it's just so...pure. so overwhelmingly emotional that i sometimes find it hard to grasp just in how many ways this record manages to reach out to me, to touch my mind and my heart, the very fabric of who i am, over and over again every single time i listen to it. it's not an easy record, and it's definetly not a record to be run alongside while you do something else. you have to focus on it, try to understand what it wants to tell you, both individually with each song an on the whole, to truly appreciate the incredible marvel that god is an astronaut has created here

so, all in all it has been somewhat of a slow year for music, overall. at least as far as last.fm is concerned. this is mainly due to two reasons:

first, i mostly listen to music in my car now, and on jewtube (because i discovered some great songs but don't really bother to buy them just yet...)

and second, i became more involved at my serious business internet spaceship game. i volunteered to become a recruiter for my corporation, which is a very time-consuming occupation, but i really enjoy it. i get to know some really nice (and some not so nice) people and i can further my corporation by getting new awesome members (so just for the germanfags right now: wenn ihr schon ne weile spielt, aber keinen bock mehr auf empire oder lowsec habt, quatscht mich einfach ingame an. mein char heißt Mara Garrdin, in der corporation True Argons. alternativ könnt ihr uns auch in unserem public-channel truea nightclub vorbeischauen. dort ist eigentlich fast immer jemand mit dem ihr mal plaudern könnt, und in der MOTD gibts auch einige infos).

also, maybe the updates on this heap of shit blog will come more frequent now. just maybe, though

so far

end of an era

>>ATTENTION: mild spoiler alert! i won't go that much into details, but if you haven't played ME3 yet you should probably wait with reading until you finished it, for the sake of your experience<<

so, everything has to end at some point. or so they say. well, that's life, but there are certain things where you just don't want it to end. one of these things is the greatest experience i've ever had with anything remotely related to computers:

Mass Effect

yes, the series is at an end. at least shepard's story. a story that has accompanied me for four years, a story full of memories, happy and sad, with people i grew to really care for. unique personalities, saints and sinners, friends and assholes, and right in the middle the most authentic protagonist i can imagine. authentic, because i decided the direction in which she developed (yes, i am a proud and fierce advocate of the FemShep-community), triumphed over her victories and was downcast over her defeats, suffered her losses, and more than once just wanted to hug that person and tell her everything's gonna be alright.

bioware created a masterpiece, a game filled with emotion, thrilling until the end (which caused some heavy flaming and hurrdurr-ing among the community, but i actually kinda like it), all in all a fitting end to one of the most epic gaming experiences of the last years.
i still remember picking up mass effect 1 from the store. it was an impulse purchase, i haven't heard of it before (and at that time also didn't know what bioware was all about), but i daresay that this was one of the best decisions of my life. i was literally blown away after my first playthrough, seven or eight more followed (partly due to my harddrive going berserk and erasing pretty much everything on it. stupid fucker). i enjoyed every last second of it.

and now, i'm here, with the story at an end. a sad end. and end where i was just sitting there, before making the final decision, just delaying and thinking about everything i experienced with commander shepard. an end that made me shed manly tears. no, actually, i cried like a little bitch.

a big huge thanks to bioware, drew karpyshyn and especially to jennifer hale. i couldn't imagine anyone whose voice would have fit better for my commander shepard.

so, only one thing is left to say: "i'm commander shepard and this is my favourite game on the citadel"
over and out

bored

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbE9-3s7qvo < this

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meh...

so, another break in the hiatus... another drunk, sleepless night, ideal for taking this blog out of the toilet hibernation. glad you're all so stoked about it.

well, i don't really have any specific topic, so i'm just going to talk about some shit music (behold the surprise!)

currently i have nine inch nails on heavy rotation again. that may be due to fact that i want to suck trent reznor's cock it's one of the most awesome, incredibly touching music projects to ever grace the planet earth with it's presence.

the music pretty much guided me through my young years, and when i saw them live in budapest '09 it was a dream coming true (back then it was actually right on top of my 'things i have to do before i die'-list, but now, my priorities somehow changed).

anyway, the reason that i'm listening to them so much lately is this (listen in HD you cunts!) song, a 'new' one (it's actually from last year already, but escaped my notice until very recently), that is just so fucking awesome that my brain melted and ran out through my ears (a chimp is writing this post, and he's doing his job just aswell as i would...)

if trent ever made an entire album that sounded like this i'd surely want to suck his cock love him even more than before, and it would very well make up for with_teeth and year zero (year zero has at least a very supportable political message, whereas with_teeth is just plain mediocre, except for one or two songs)

anyways, it's way too late to write any more nonsensical crap stuff (and according to my statistics, most of you are from middle/eastern europe, so it's too late for you to read this, also!), so i'll just stop here

right here

without any complimentary close

except: fuck you!

glorious news, comrades!

it almost slipped my notice, but the other day i was browsing youtube, minding my own business, but then i stumbled across this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOW7hmEIQIg

so it's true, rosetta has finally released their split with junius...from what i hear (this song, so far) they incredibly outdid themselves, for TMA-3 is an incredible masterpiece and the increase from my all-time favourites TMA-1 and A Determinism of Morality is just  beyond comprehension.


my ears are literally bleeding fucking rainbows while hearing this song! and yours should too! go listen to it, now!

so far

sup peeps, i feel like it's time for another post.

well, actually i'm so incredibly bored that i honestly can't think of any other activity more entertaining than insulting anonymous shitheads sharing my musical thoughs with you.

well, so here i do...i'm currently in a kind of 'retro'-stage in my taste, with rage against the machine and queens of the stone-age on heavy rotation lately (both being my favourite band at some time around 15-17). not that it's a bad thin, with ratm advocating a very supportable political message, and qotsa just being some funny stoner-music you can relax to quite awesome.
if you haven't heard of them you'll be raped to death by a grizzly bear and left to rot afterwards you should really check them out, because not knowing these two bands is like knowing who john f. kennedy or yuri gagarin were.

so far
greetings from the waterpistol

i'm back

sup dudes, the faggot is back in action!

just wanted to tell you this:
watch this video. do it! now! or you'll be fucked in the ass so hard you'll die from internal bleedings miss a hilarious and just epic musical and lyrical experience

that's it for now
stay tuned for more

greetings from the waterpistol

time for a skirt...

gosh, what is that faggot person whose sexual orientation differs from mine writing? skirts?
yes, indeed, skirts. though not just any skirt, a manly skirt. a kilt. manly and masculine
but why in the world would someone wear a kilt?
that is a good question, kind sir. but the answer is just as well, if not even better.

my brother is getting married this weekend. and for whatever reason, he decided it would be great if all the guys would wear manly skirts. so, as i'm being a member of the family, of course i have to obey to the dress code. besides, the longer i think about it, the mire i like the idea of wearing a skirt kilt. don't ask me why.

however, this is a very expensive joy (just like visiting YOUR mother at her workplace). driving 200km (one way) to the next shop that offers custom-tailored kilts (because none of the standard sizes fits me), which are quite expensive, too (€ 450, just for the kilt, thats $ 632.47 for the americunts and £392.52 for the britfags).

i've never been a fashion whore (guess that explains why i always wear such hideous casual clothes..), but i feel that this is money well-spent.

greetings from the waterpistol

incre-fucking-dible

wow, a whole week without a post. yeah i know, i've neglected this thing for some time. personal reasons n stuff. i could now fill this entire post about spring and spring fever and how it sucks 'n stuff. but that would make me sound like an emo which i am, and i guess nobody would want to hear that anyway.

however, t here is one other topic which can fill this post, and those guys who read my previous brain farts literally highly valuable publications can already guess the topic.
yeah, it's about music. gosh, big surprise!

however, there is this special song, of this specific band, that demands our unshared attention. no, it's not from rosetta (this time), it's from the ocean. and the song we're talking about is named "Stenian: Mount Sorrow"

yes, ladies and djentlemen, this is the song from the ocean. i have yet to hear a better song from them (which is, considering the direction they've taken with their two latest releases, not going to happen too soon, imo).

nevertheless, this song is incredibly epic (like the whole album, precambrian is a fucking masterpiece) and deserves to be amongst the top 5 of every decent music lover. just give it a try, you'll love those shouts (and if you don't, please die roll yourself up in a corner of the room and weep quietly).

that's it for today, and if you dont love that song i'm going to skullfuck you while you sleep, it's your own fault

greetings from the waterpistol

weekend'n'stuff

yay, friday night. almost saturday, to be (not quite) accurate. friday 13th, always a "special" date, where the retarded superstitious folks are especially retarded superstitious. luckily (hah, oh the irony), i'm a person devoted to faggotry reason and therefore couldn't care less what date it is.

though, that's not all true. because tomorrow , 14th of may, is an anniversary. the curious reader now might ask "what kind of anniversary is this? please tell us, you bastard dear mr. internet guy".

i will, but only because you've asked so nicely


(by this time) today, exactly a year ago, was the first time i ever heard rosetta. that is so FUCKING AWESOME I'M WRITING IN CAPS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG. when i'm taking a look at my top albums for the past year, (according to last.fm) number 1, the 2nd place and the bronze medal go to rosetta, which equals (coincidently, no doubt) the exact number of full length-albums they've released so far. astonishing, huh?

i guess, some of you now even want me to die in a fire publish the exact numbers, huh? well, you wish and i obey (keep that moment in memory, that won't happen that soon again):

1. Rosetta - A Determinism of Morality                  Play-count: 1,478
2. Rosetta - The Galilean Satellites                        Play-count: 1,158
3. Rosetta - Wake/Lift                                             Play-count: 724

plays on mobile devices (i.e. mp3-players) are NOT included, which would probably double this figures.

the rest of the top 5, big surprise following the first 3:

4 . CompulsorySkin - NakedToTheBones                Play-count: 645

this album is a real gem, coming from the berlin-based multi talent PiaPale, recording the album completely on her own (and got into huge debts to do so, btw, so please actually buy her records)

5. The Ocean - Precambrian                                    Play - count: 637

this is no surprise, though it was obviously a close call with NakedToTheBones.

for completionists, the remaining 5 to fill the top10:

6. Red Sparowes - Every red Heart shines towards the Sun
7. Isis - Oceanic
8. Isis - Panopticon
9. Cult of Luna - Salvation
10 . Neurosis - A Sun that never sets

as you can see, this charts are dominated by post-metal, which is a very good thing. every single record in this list has an unconditional recommendation to buy (and i actually mean buy, pirating music from these artists is a complete no-go. whoever does that should die in a fire reconsider his attitude and most definitely quit reading my blog).

with that in mind

greetings from the waterpistol

the desperate search for a topic...

and how useless and futile it is in the end, because eventually the topic will sneak itself into the abyss i call my mind.

wow, a 4-day old blog and 4 posts, which statistically means i've posted one post each day. incredible! however, don't expect i'll keep this pace up once the initial fascination with annoying the internet writing a blog wears off. nevermind, now, regarding to the topic:

i'm bored again. bored and sleepless. this has one good side however: it's night, and because of the awesome temperatures (yes, i consider 7° quite awesome (44°Fahrenheit, for the americunts)), i could, for the first time this year, take a proper look at the night sky. what a wonderful view! looking at the stars always calms me down (which is maybe an explanation for the lack of foul language of this post so far...)

i though you might be interested in some fun facts:

• the sun is aprox. 150,000,000km (93mil miles) away. this is one "astronomical unit (AU)" it takes the light aprox. 8.3 minutes to get from the sun to the earth (a little reminder: speed of light in vacuum = 299,792,458 meters/second).  
• 
  the sun is the brightest object on the sky (my grasp of the obvious is truly astonishing) with an apparent magnitude of -26,74mag (the lower the number the brighter the object. Vega has an apparent magnitude of + 0.03 and was originally chosen as the definition for the zero point of this scale. so much for precision, yay!)  
• 
  the farthest man-made object from earth is the probe Voyager-1, launched in late 1977. it's currently 17.4 billion km (=10.8 bil miles) away in the so-called heliopause. it's still responding to commands from earth (and even executing them, cool!), and is considered one of NASA's greatest accomplishments  
• 
  Polaris (or pole star, north star) is NOT the brightest star in the northern hemisphere. this award goes to sirius (also the brightest visible star overall) with an apparent magnitude of -1.47
  even with near-perfect circumstances (minimum of light pollution, new moon, absolutely no clouds), nowadays only aprox. 6,000 objects are visible on the night-sky with bare eyes (all these objects haven an apparent magnitude of 6 or lower, which is apparently the visual limit for the bare eye)  
• 
  modern (earthbound) astro-photography has a capacity of capturing objects up to +25mag (which equals a lit candle on the moon). the hubble ultra deep field managed to capture images of galaxies with an apparent magnitude of +29. said galaxies are estimated to be aprox. 13 billion light years away (which means they are also 13 billion years old, and thus the oldest objects ever viewed by man) 
• 
  the closest star to our solar system is Proxima Centauri, 4.2 light years away (that makes for 39 trillion km (=24.2 trillion miles), or 1.3 parsecs (=26,800 AU)  
• 
  the biggest known measurable star, VY Canis Majoris, is aprox. 1,800-2,100 solar radii. if it was placed instead of our sun, it's surface would stretch to the orbit of saturn. an airplane with the speed of 800 km/h (=497 mph) would take 356 years to cross Canis Majoris' diameter (aside from the fact that said airplane couldn't accomplish that feat for countless reasons, one being the INCREDIBLE HEAT, or the COMPLETE ABSENCE of oxygen to power its machines. but most of you are just too stupid bound by conventional ways of thinking to understand that, was it not for such comparisons)
  
  astronomy, awesome! i also highly recommend this video, i daresay that this is one of the most important videos on the whole interwebs.
  
  
  with that in mind, please try not to forget that shit (which will happen eventually considering the capacity of your brains immense data overflow that could prove difficult to handle at once). it's kinda useful to annoy your average physics teacher
  
  greetings from the waterpistol

urban dictionary is always right

today i typed the word "asshole" into the urban dictionary-search. don't ask me why, probably because i was an unproductive shithead bored at work.

the result of this inquiry is so short and simple in shape, yet it wields the truth like a relentless executioner wields his axe. so now, without any further ado, i'll present to you the #1, uppermost result of the search for the word "asshole":

Your current boss.

ladies and gentlemen, this is the most true answer to any inquiry i've ever heard, more true than 299,792.458 km/s for the question 'what is the speed of light in vacuum?'

now, inb4 "that retard nice gentleman is going to bitch about his stupid boss and how much he hates his job!" - yes, i'm going to do exactly that. but that guy had it coming. seriously, someone who names his kids Adolf and Eva should really be considered a menace to society, or at least to his kids. and of course to his poor, innocent, good looking employees.

but rejoice! i have a feeling that some time in the near future, i someone is going to put an end to the misery he calls his life tell him to crawl back into the bottomless pit of morons he came from (depending on the situation, maybe with exactly these words).

with this in mind

greetings from the waterpistol


P.S.: yeah i know, that's a damn short post. but i',m tired, and writing this without any typos was a murderous challenge due to various alcoholic beverages circulating through my body


P.P.S.: you guys might wanna check out Untimely Meditations, a blog from a friend of mine, the same guy who painted the background picture for my blog. might also wanna check out his deviantART. if you don't do you're going to get raped and choked to death miss out on a great blog and really awesome art

this post is about people...

...and how much i hate them! well, of course a certain misanthropic world view is never a bad thing, but this post is dedicated to a very special kind of retards mentally challenged beings:

people that talk during concerts

i mean, seriously, what the fuck? who buys a ticket to see a band and then talks through the entire gig? could please someone explain to me how the gaping bottomless pits brains of these people are working? if there is any logic behind this behaviour, science has yet failed to deliver proof of it's existence.
those retards ruined so many shows for me, the most important one being godspeed you! black emperor. halfway through the gig (which was, apart from mentioned persons with logorrhea, quite an awesome experience) i had to leave, which i blame on those guys (though the real reason was that i had to catch a ride home, again, public transport sucks! but who cares about real reasons anyway...)

this incident just fueled my utter despise of humanity as a whole (yes, kind sir, i despise YOU as well!) and i kinda promised myself to never see a popular band again. on the other hand, i also promised myself to lose weight and to go on a murderous rampage try and make people rethink their doings, but as so often, i give a fuck about what i promised myself. besides, c'mon you can't just ignore THE sludge-band coming to your town for the first time in...forever, and probably your last chance of seeing them...

anyways, i just wanted to tell you how much i hate every single one of you (especially the ones who talk during concerts! yes, you know who i mean!), and rest assured that if i ever get the chance to push some red button (or whatever color the button for a nuclear holocaust has), i'll not hesitate to do so

with this in mind

greetings from the waterpistol

this is gonna be a summer...

I know, people will accuse me of grossly exaggerated fanboyism (is that even a word?), but nevertheless,

this summer is going to be HUGE

three of my favorite bands are coming to town, in June that's The Ocean, and in July we have Rosetta and Neurosis.

can't fucking wait!

seeing the ocean live is somewhat of a next to impossible thing. i went to one of their concerts three years ago, but the support bands (bison b.c. and burst, both of which turned out to be quite okay) took so long that after 30 seconds into the ocean, i had to leave the venue to get home. public transport during the week sucks ass!

so last year, they played like three or four shows here, none of which i could see for various reasons. one of them being a A Storm of Light-gig on the same day, and with my brother going to this show there was not much choice left (mainly because i had to stay at his place for the night, and back then i had no idea how to get there). but rest assured, that show was really worth the trade-off.

nevertheless, this year i'm finally going to see the ocean, tickets already bought, and really looking forward to the 8th of june!

when i heard that neurosis are venturing beyond the pond i was truly stunned. my first reaction was disbelief, my second was to frantically jump around cheering (which got me some really weird looks from random bystanders, but, well, screw them!). with isis disbanded just a few months after i've gotten into them, i was afraid, if not to say terrified that neurosis may be next. fortunately, it turns out i'm just a superstitious idiot and i can see THE sludge band, which i'm sure is going to be awesome. as long as peeps in the audience keep their mouths shut (which already ruined godspeed you! black emperor for me. why the fuck can't those retards just enjoy the show?)

the gig i'm definitely most looking forward to going to is Rosetta. heard of this band only a year ago, but it was love at first sight (or listen?) my reaction to them announcing a tour over here wasn't anything like when i learned about neurosis coming here. it was more a strong "is that really, really happening?"-feeling, mixed with overwhelming doses of endorphines, which left me a drooling, babbling idiot (not much difference to my usual state, then). i really hope it's going to be an intimate show, with armine really interacting with the crowd (i hope there won't really be a crowd, the fewer people the better!) i'm already (or still) pretty excited about this, and i can't make up my mind which songs i'd like to hear. for sure i only know revolve (the first rosetta song i ever knowingly heard) and a determinism of morality, both from the ingenious and truly touching latest release (to which the latter is the title song). needless to say i'm going to buy a shitload of merch from them, so they'll come home fiscally even, at least (which is in no way granted for bands like rosetta).

and who knows, maybe they'll remember that crazy, long haired dude with the crappy jokes and the "the beer for the band goes on me" -attitude.

with this in mind,

thanks for wasting your time reading this shit ;)

greetings from the waterpistol